Jätteglad att jag fått en ny följare, Imse, som bloggar på Zvammel
När jag gick in och tackade för besöket hittade jag denna härliga beskrivning om varför choklad är bättre än sex, jätteroligt!
Så här publicerar jag alltså ett av inläggen på en kompis-blogg, Zvammel, mina damer och herrar:
Chocolate better than sex?
25 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me, you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate when driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front at your mother.
7. It you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word commitment doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your workmates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
14. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
15. With chocolate theres no need to fake it.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too old or too young for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbours awake.
20. With chocolate, size doesn't matter. Its always good.
21. You don't have to BEG to get chocolate.
22. You can have chocolate with children and not go to jail.
23. Chocolate doesn't keep you awake yapping after you've had it.
24. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday morning.
25. It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
Ja, där satt den, Imse!
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